Jake's Quorn HOT Chicken-Wing Pizza

Had this last night. It's delish! Completely vegetarian and not very healthy.. but what pizza is? Made from quorn.

INGREDIENTS

• 3/4 cup RedHot wing sauce
• 1 cup bleu-cheese dressing
• 1/2 bag quorn fake-chicken
• 3/4 to 1 lb mozarella cheese
• 12in pizza crust

DIRECTIONS

Preheat oven to 425 degrees F. Layer hot sauce onto crust with furious vigor until coated. You may want to add more to taste or less if the sauce will be too hot for you. Add bleu cheese dressing to your delight (usually spreading it around without being constant layer), spread around quorn chucks and finally add cheese to your preference in depth around pizza. Bake for 15 - 20 minutes until cheese starts to brown. Let cool for several minutes. Serves 2.

Or as Jake would put it:

Take out the pizza when the cheese is sufficiently burnt – you want brown cheese because it’s freakin’ delicious

Serves one – unless your stupid friend decides he wants to eat your lunch for tomorrow, the bastard